Why Buy From Us

1. You like supporting the little guy.

2. We are a small business who fights hard to make ends meet and bring you an amazing product.  Without you, there is no I.

3. We offer a lifetime warranty and guarantee satisfaction on our products!

4. Shipping is faaaaaaaaast!  Don't wait for others to get their stop drop-shipped from the other side of the planet.

If the bullet points above are not enough to convince you, maybe this guy below can!

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